It's the end of the school year and I still have so much to do!!! I have like 20 days to finish 80 assessments. How am I even!!! I don't know what to do. I'm so stressed. And I'm procrastinating. I'm just spending time on here. UGH. I need help.
So Much To Say, Such Short Attention Span
I have a lot to say most of it completely useless if only I could say all of it with out changing the subject then I would be able to drink more coffee without getting up to go to the bathroom can you imagine the impact on the world my blog would have if it made sense!
Thursday, May 8, 2014
Tuesday, March 18, 2014
Girl Code
For all of you who want to know.
Girl Code
The code of guidelines that are girls most obey in order not to get kicked out of the community.
There are many opinions if the Girl Code actually exists, as well as the Guy Code.
1) If you change boyfriends so fast they rarely achieve name status, a man must be around for at least six weeks before you make your friends bother to learn his first name. Until such time, he should be referred to as "The boy" or "That guy".
2) All girls must have a "Mr.Right Now". This is the guy friend who is always ready and available to hang out with you, and may or may not like you as more than a friend. He is always ready to party till dawn, and do things you wish you didn't remember in the morning. He's not “Mr. Right,” but he may be good enough to be “Mr. Right Now.”
3) If you just met a guy and know absolutley nothing about him, but need to refer to him during 'girl talk' you use one example of who he is, something he has, or what he does, and he becomes... that guy.
(Ex. "The Camaro guy", "The Trainer dude", "The Four a.m. in the Taxi Guy")
4) Every girl must wait at least a day and a half before calling a guy whose number she has retreived.
5) You are never in any case to date a friends ex or a guy who she was really into.
Exception: If he's one of those guys who every girl likes.
6) You are to never diss a friends boyfriend except to agree lightly or nod when she says he's being a asshole. In most cases it is easier to nod.
Exception: If a guy cheated or dumped your friend is is exceptional for you to claim he isn't good enough, and that she deserves better as well as reminding her that he was an asshole anyway.
7) If you want to date a friend's brother it is required that you get said friends permission.
8) No girl is to ever hang out with the boyfriend of a friend without the friend present. If permission to is granted their should be at least 3 other people with you.
9) No girl may have more than one 'Love of her Life' at one time, though having a boyfriend and a 'Love of her Life' is fine.
10) No girl shall wear the same outfit or perfume as a friend is they will knowingly be in the same place.
11) No girl shall purchase a distinctive item of clothing which she is aware her friend owns without express permission from the friend.
12) No girl shall borrow an item of clothing without asking the clothing owner's permission, unless both parties have made an official decision to waive this rule in the context of their friendship.
13) An eye for an eye and a foot for a foot. If a friend borrows an item of clothing and destroys it, said friend must re-pay it.
14) The penalty for exposing a secret to an unauthorized party shall be exile from Girlville.
15) A girl who can substantially claim that she was not aware that a piece of information was a secret at the time she exposed it shall not be subject to punishment.
16) Inside jokes are not to be explained to outsiders.
17) Always leave a man wanting more but don't leave him guessing too long since guys do not take hints easily.
18) If a guy your friend is into asks for your number, you are to deny it and walk away, and/or slip him your friends number while saying, "I think she is more your type, you should call her".
19) Chicks before *****. Simple.
20) In a case where a friend spreads a horrible rumor about a friend, and than apologizes they are to be given the cold-shoulder for at least 3 days.
21) In a fight between a friend and her boyfriend you must always choose your friends side.
22) When dating a girl should find equal and/or enough time to still hang out with her girls.
23) Never insult your friend but never let your friend leave the house looking hideous. Find a better way to tell your friend how they look.
Ex: 'I think your other jeans are nice', 'You should wear less eyeliner, you have great eyes'.
24) When a friend is drunk, never allow her to dial, drive or leave with a random guy.
25) When a friend calls you up complaining about how she is drunk and can't go home you must allow her to stay at your house, without letting your parentals (if you live with them) find out.
26) When out with the ladies, if Girl #1 points out a guy that she is interested in, Girl #2 should avoid making a bee-line over to him to get his number for herself. Show some respect.
27) When said evening is described as a "Girls’ Night Out" that means it is for GIRLS ONLY. Consider it payback for all those tree houses and snow forts we couldn't enter as children. Do not invite your boyfriend.
28) Stop being the "Me too!" girl If your friend is telling a story, stop stealing her thunder – and her story – by constantly trying to one-up her. For example:
GIRL 1: I had a horrible day. My flat iron broke in the middle of straightening, I dropped my brand new bottle of Burberry Touch on the bathroom floor, I missed the bus by two seconds and was late for school, ext.
GIRL 2: Oh my gosh me too. I blah blah blah
DON'T DO THAT!!!
Girl Code
The code of guidelines that are girls most obey in order not to get kicked out of the community.
There are many opinions if the Girl Code actually exists, as well as the Guy Code.
1) If you change boyfriends so fast they rarely achieve name status, a man must be around for at least six weeks before you make your friends bother to learn his first name. Until such time, he should be referred to as "The boy" or "That guy".
2) All girls must have a "Mr.Right Now". This is the guy friend who is always ready and available to hang out with you, and may or may not like you as more than a friend. He is always ready to party till dawn, and do things you wish you didn't remember in the morning. He's not “Mr. Right,” but he may be good enough to be “Mr. Right Now.”
3) If you just met a guy and know absolutley nothing about him, but need to refer to him during 'girl talk' you use one example of who he is, something he has, or what he does, and he becomes... that guy.
(Ex. "The Camaro guy", "The Trainer dude", "The Four a.m. in the Taxi Guy")
4) Every girl must wait at least a day and a half before calling a guy whose number she has retreived.
5) You are never in any case to date a friends ex or a guy who she was really into.
Exception: If he's one of those guys who every girl likes.
6) You are to never diss a friends boyfriend except to agree lightly or nod when she says he's being a asshole. In most cases it is easier to nod.
Exception: If a guy cheated or dumped your friend is is exceptional for you to claim he isn't good enough, and that she deserves better as well as reminding her that he was an asshole anyway.
7) If you want to date a friend's brother it is required that you get said friends permission.
8) No girl is to ever hang out with the boyfriend of a friend without the friend present. If permission to is granted their should be at least 3 other people with you.
9) No girl may have more than one 'Love of her Life' at one time, though having a boyfriend and a 'Love of her Life' is fine.
10) No girl shall wear the same outfit or perfume as a friend is they will knowingly be in the same place.
11) No girl shall purchase a distinctive item of clothing which she is aware her friend owns without express permission from the friend.
12) No girl shall borrow an item of clothing without asking the clothing owner's permission, unless both parties have made an official decision to waive this rule in the context of their friendship.
13) An eye for an eye and a foot for a foot. If a friend borrows an item of clothing and destroys it, said friend must re-pay it.
14) The penalty for exposing a secret to an unauthorized party shall be exile from Girlville.
15) A girl who can substantially claim that she was not aware that a piece of information was a secret at the time she exposed it shall not be subject to punishment.
16) Inside jokes are not to be explained to outsiders.
17) Always leave a man wanting more but don't leave him guessing too long since guys do not take hints easily.
18) If a guy your friend is into asks for your number, you are to deny it and walk away, and/or slip him your friends number while saying, "I think she is more your type, you should call her".
19) Chicks before *****. Simple.
20) In a case where a friend spreads a horrible rumor about a friend, and than apologizes they are to be given the cold-shoulder for at least 3 days.
21) In a fight between a friend and her boyfriend you must always choose your friends side.
22) When dating a girl should find equal and/or enough time to still hang out with her girls.
23) Never insult your friend but never let your friend leave the house looking hideous. Find a better way to tell your friend how they look.
Ex: 'I think your other jeans are nice', 'You should wear less eyeliner, you have great eyes'.
24) When a friend is drunk, never allow her to dial, drive or leave with a random guy.
25) When a friend calls you up complaining about how she is drunk and can't go home you must allow her to stay at your house, without letting your parentals (if you live with them) find out.
26) When out with the ladies, if Girl #1 points out a guy that she is interested in, Girl #2 should avoid making a bee-line over to him to get his number for herself. Show some respect.
27) When said evening is described as a "Girls’ Night Out" that means it is for GIRLS ONLY. Consider it payback for all those tree houses and snow forts we couldn't enter as children. Do not invite your boyfriend.
28) Stop being the "Me too!" girl If your friend is telling a story, stop stealing her thunder – and her story – by constantly trying to one-up her. For example:
GIRL 1: I had a horrible day. My flat iron broke in the middle of straightening, I dropped my brand new bottle of Burberry Touch on the bathroom floor, I missed the bus by two seconds and was late for school, ext.
GIRL 2: Oh my gosh me too. I blah blah blah
DON'T DO THAT!!!
Wednesday, December 4, 2013
Online School Sucks
I'm telling you guys,
online high school is not as cool as you think it would be. It may actually
pretty boring. It's not like regular school with real teachers boring but its
close. So pretty much what happens is we all sit together in a room and stare
at computer screens and type stuff. A lot of my class mates actually want to do
their work so there no fun. They sit there silent and work ON ACTUAL SCHOOL WORK!
These people make me feel bad for having ADHD and getting distracted every time
someone opens the door (which happens a lot by the way).
Then there are the talkers, there are two
kinds of talkers, the kind that I'm fine with and the kind that I hate.
Unfortunately only the kind I hate showed up today. All they do is sit around
and talk crap about everyone in the room. THEY DON'T EVEN TRY TO BE DISCRETE
ABOUT IT! They just sit there and make fun of people and then the girl ( I don't
know why but it always seems to be a group of 3 guys and one girl) starts being
like "oh this top looks bad on me" "let me wear your hat, my
hair is horrible" "do these glasses make me look dumb" ! ITS SO
ANNOYING.
Right now at this
moment they are making fun of me which may be part of the reason I'm writing
this. The girl is making fun of how I cover my hands with my hoodie and hold it
to my mouth. ITS NOT MY FAULT! I just do that when I'm nervous or
uncomfortable.
Maybe one day they'll learnMallory Gallivan
Monday, November 11, 2013
Saved for a Rainy day
So I’m in school right now and I’m sitting in
my normal spot to write this but it feels awkward because I feel like other
people are ready this too. I mean besides you, you’re allowed to read this
because it’s written for you. I feel like someone else is reading it though,
and it’s making it very hard to type what I want to say. I might have to
actually blog from my house, but if I’m at my house I might as well make a
video. Not only do I feel like someone is reading this but the guy next to me
is eating an apple or something. That’s fine and whatever it’s just a little
loud and on Mondays were not allowed to have music so It’s kind of distracting
because in case you haven’t noticed I kind of have ADHD. I remember when I
first started writing these and I would make a new paragraph to help you guy
know when I was changing the subject. I can’t even do that now because I don’t
know when I’m changing the subject. I probably should get back to doing my work
though so I guess I’ll write to y’all later.
I need to have an editor
Mallory Gallivan
Mallory Gallivan
Wednesday, October 30, 2013
Trick-Or-Treating
Ok
so I understand I’m 18 and I should be too old to go Trick-Or-Treating
but all my life I haven’t been able to s. I
think that makes it ok for me to go this year. Right? I mean other people my
age go Trick-Or-Treating
don’t
they? Why shouldn’t I be able to?
I think it should be ok. I’m not even
just going for the candy. I’m also passing out tracks! Plus Halloween is the
only time a year I can take candy from strangers
and not be judged… or have to call the police.
Is this a “Vlog-able”
moment?
Mallory Gallivan
Tuesday, October 29, 2013
Its Quiet... Too Quiet
I
still have 30 minutes until class gets out and I have nothing to do. Even worse
I don’t have anything to write about. Nothing is happening. Everything is calm
and quiet. I NEED SOME DRAMA!! Never in my years in school have I thought I
would actually be begging for some drama but this calm state my class is in is
driving me crazy. I need to have something going on. I know that not everyone
is doing school there has to be someone else!
I wonder how many other people are just
sitting here wondering what others are doing. How many are bored. I can’t be
the only one!!! I need to have something happen. Why can’t that kid’s computer
mess up again and why… where did my teacher go? Ok. So the guy that’s in charge
is just gone I have no idea where he went. So there is no teacher and people
are still being quiet. What has happened to my peers? Why are they so well
behaved? (My computer wants me to restate that sentence to say “Why they are so
well behaved today?” but that doesn’t sound like a question that sounds like a
statement.)
(too bad someone, not mentioning any names *cough* cough* +Desi Mcvay *cough* quite school otherwise I'd have someone to talk to)
Why am I so easily distracted?
Mallory Gallivan
Getting Tired
They
are still trying to figure out this kid’s computer. Why do they need it blocked
so bad? All he was doing was playing little kid games. I think it was one about
surfing. I feel like playing a game myself just to spite these people.
They have a guy on the other side of the phone that is controlling his computer and its quite entertaining to listen to. Plus the guy that is this kid’s aid or something keeps giving the teacher looks like “can you believe this”.
They have a guy on the other side of the phone that is controlling his computer and its quite entertaining to listen to. Plus the guy that is this kid’s aid or something keeps giving the teacher looks like “can you believe this”.
This
room is supposed to be the quiet room but I think it’s louder than the other
room. I kind of wish one of the other kids in the room would yell at them to be
quiet just so there was more excitement because this is getting kind of old.
Want to cause some trouble
Mallory Gallivan
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